I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I here almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?